Banter Lines

[dreamweaver]

Some good short and sweet banter lines to use. Pulled from the Attraction Forums message board.

- Which one of you guys would win in a fight?
- You're taking this way too seriously
- Stop flirting with me
- If that were true, you wouldn't love me
- You must've driven your parents crazy
- Give me a kiss on the cheek, and maybe I'll let you forgive me
- I'm too high maintenance for you
- What else do you like about me?
- I'm so out of your league
- Let's play a game. Let's see how long you can hold your breath
- You're back to square one with me, missy
- You're so outside the circle of trust
- How short are you?
- You're such a player
- You guys remind me of the Power Puff Girls/or/ You guys are like watching The View
- Do your parents know where you are
- Isn't this a school night
- You're makeup is smudged
- Bartender, you might want to check this girl's ID again
- We should hang out some time. You can help me pick up chicks
- You girls aren't toursists, are you?
- Holy S#@&, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?
- Careful girl, I'm a heartbreak waiting to happen
- Your ex boyfriend sounds just like me
- I'm so emotionally unavailable right now
- I think you might make a nice friend
- We need to find you a man
- We would never get along
- Have you been drinking again?
- You must've driven your parents crazy
- What kind of trouble have you been up to?
- Your last boyfriend must've hated that about you
- You got a fat chick personality
- Are you at least rich?
- You're F@#$%g up my Fung Shui (whenver she touches or moves your property)
- I need a quick female opinion on something… assuming you guys are really females, and not just really cute cross dressers. (Yes, this has been field tested)
Suggesting Her Interest
- Did you come over here just to flirt with me
- Stop undressing me with your eyes
- Don't get you hopes up. I'm not easy
- I don't think my girlfriend would like it that you're hitting on me
- Stop trying to impress me
- Stop trying to make me jealous (whenever talking about other guys)
- Are you always like this, or just with guys you're attracted to?
- You better be getting back to your friends before they realize you're over here flirting with me. But before you go... (awsome time constraint)

[surge]

- I need a quick female opinion on something… assuming you guys are really females, and not just really cute cross dressers.

Haha...Im gonna use that one next.

[DravenMcClain]

Nice. I've been using the "What kind of trouble are you getting in to?" quite a bit to open up old numbers via text lately. Pretty responsive.

[Guitarslim]

Nice material gents, i love to use fun randomness, conveys a lighthearted creativeness, good for comebacks, ending a bad thread, or bringing life to a dull moment.